Come One, Come All!  This 90-minute Entertainment Extravaganza of Divertissements and Attractions hosted by Class President Wayne Alpern features a marquee roster of classmates extraordinaires presenting a cornucopia of stage and screen, song and storytale, poetry and piano, classics and comedy, jazz and jokes, showtunes and sonatas, dashed with doo-wop, guitar, oboe, electric bass and haiku.

Caveats:
(1) No tomatoes.
(2) If you miss anything this weekend, it shouldn't be this.